Umm.....

Vacillatory Allegiance Officer -- He's from Aethelmearc, but now he's from the East. We think. He's a Tad, anyway. He's been licked.

Mad Sam Bonney was described thus by the test:

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!