Vezzini say 'Go back to the beginning.'
Wait, Lucy! I can 'splain!
How to get there
Who are these people?
Other places we can tell you to go
See us. Really see us.
These are the things we say.
Published works perpetrated by these people
Thrilling true tales of our travels
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"Gary Oldman is like the white John Leguzimo." - Eldrich

"Strapon is in the caboose." - Declan

"I like girls." - Andre

"Let me know if you see signs for Vermont." - Eldrich

"Do you two finger?" - delbroc, to the Queen

"Having lived through the 80s, I never permed my public hair." - Alesone

"I just caught something I didn't expect. We are all going to die." - James

"You don't need a fork, just hand plow it. Aaarrrrrgghhhh." - Andre

"Who the hell puts lights on a highway???" - James/Thomas/Eldrich, upon traveling the Saw Mill Parkway

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Griff: "Why you gotta start the day like that? That wasn't alright."
Lorenzo: "Shields weren’t up?"
Griff: "They are now, f’er."

"Chicken wrap banana... wait, there's a comma, there's a comma." - ir

"You must fit below this sign to enter this list." - HRM Takamatsu

"Thankfully, I have boobs. It helps with the massages." - Hawk

"’My persona is seven feet tall, so that was a leg.’" - Hawk

"Hey! Eastern boys! Are you good at shoving things into other things?" - Hawk

"Davius can breathe carrots. That's his mutant power?" - ir

"[Davius] started his story with 'Little Airman Smith', and I thought it was going a completely different direction." - ir

"Remember, when you're alone, it's always the right hand." - Aurelia

"Normally, where I stick my fingers doesn't bite. (Sip)(sip)" - Griff

"But it's ok, there were baby wipes!" - Hawk

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"I drank Griff’s Kool-aid." - Katya

"I have a dinosaur head in the back seat, it’s all good." - Alesone

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"Did you just say you shave yellow people in the background?" - Declan

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Andre: "What's the word for when they eat sushi off of the naked body of some woman?"
Lorenzo: " Gonorrhea."

"Everyone in line for Lorenzo's A&S pit!" - Eldritch

"We can't stop here, this is cockotter country." - Melchior, Griff

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"…Was that like talking to Becca in a bow tie, or is it just me?" - ir

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"Katya, for every time you bat his sword away with your dagger, instead of controlling the blade and counter-attacking, I swear to God I will go out and shoot one kitten. Now en garde… this one's for Mister Whiskers." - Lorenzo

"Collin, I love the beard. It looks great, and it's coming in Iron Bog colors too." - Ysmay

Eldritch: "Pornegranate."
Sabine: "Official fruit of the Tadcaster Militia, huh?"

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